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Post by Citrislazer on Oct 12, 2004 23:14:32 GMT -5
Anyone up for a game of Calvin Ball? ;D
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otakunomike
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Post by otakunomike on Oct 13, 2004 0:06:19 GMT -5
when and where?
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Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2004 3:35:09 GMT -5
here and now, silly silly mike < whips her mask out of her back pocket > < secures her carnival mask, rapidly changes into her full renaissance outfit > now...if only someone had a ball we could use... ? www.solitaryway.com/calvin/cb_rules.htm((i'd quote the rules from Nanaki Hobs, but i cant seem to find the forum that they're posted on...dani if you could help me out with a link to any of the old network54 sites, that would be awesome)) |
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otakunomike
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Post by otakunomike on Oct 13, 2004 10:30:33 GMT -5
rules?! there are no rules for calvin ball!
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Post by Citrislazer on Oct 13, 2004 12:33:57 GMT -5
Actually, there are a few slight rules to Calvin Ball. It's just that they are so insignificant that they actually just come natural to the play of the game. If anything happens to arise we'll just deal with it when it happens.
<insert redi whip ninja and poof noise>
Whips out a deflated beach ball. Inflates it with redi whip. Whips out Sharpie. Writes Calvin Ball on redi whip beach ball. Whips out a Calvin Ball Cannon. Takes aim. Fires it at mike. Direct hit to mike's kidney!
Points and laughs. Runs away out of sight.
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Post by Amy on Oct 13, 2004 13:15:14 GMT -5
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Post by Jana on Oct 20, 2004 12:02:51 GMT -5
::jumps in with a ZING! comic word written above her head dressed with fake fangs and medium sized bat wings. A tattered dress is around her body with a hockey mask to complete the ensemble. On her feet are penguins, both of which hold sticks.::
BWA HA! Yeeesss!!
::Jana jumps towards Mike and the penguins magically move their sticks which, with one doing it, makes the ball move towards her, and with the other, make the ball turn inside out, so it's not a rediwhip ball filled with plastic beach ballness.::
CATCH!
:: Uses a rapier with a sock on the handle that she pulls out of a dimensional hole (that may or may not once have been sock land until it imploded with badness) and skewers the ball like a giant marshmallow. Holds it over a match which makes the ball puff up like a burnt marshmallow and explode into multiple calvin balls, which home into every thing in the area and hit it with a KERSPLAT! mark.::
The day is mine!!!
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Post by Jana on Oct 20, 2004 12:05:46 GMT -5
::hides inside a parking cone::
::whistle::
Just an inconspicuous parking cone here.... that's all....
::whistle::
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Post by Jana on Oct 20, 2004 12:17:53 GMT -5
::a "super hero" flies around the area looking confused... and flies away, then returns, stops, looks at the parking cone, and asks for directions::
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Post by Citrislazer on Oct 20, 2004 14:43:23 GMT -5
Kersplat!
::gets marshmallow calvin ball to the elbow::
Hey! that's my left elbow! that's the only part of me that's actually normal! How dare you hit my left elbow!
::quickly gathers up all calvin balls that went flying::
::loads them into a hand held Calvin Ball Sub Machine Gun model #1H7336FAASS25C25N a.k.a. [glow=red,2,300]The ELIMINATOR![/glow] that just happened to be lying on the ground and proceeds to shoot everything on [glow=red,2,300]RAPID FIRE![/glow]
And since Mike just seems to be standing there doing nothing, he takes a couple of shots to the head.
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Post by Jana on Oct 23, 2004 11:14:55 GMT -5
::the parking cone goes...
dodge, dodge, kersplat::
Crap! How dare you use my own marshmallow calvin balls against me!
::gets out a flame thrower (that's right, a little parking cone with a flame thrower, don't ASk me how it holds it)which bakes the balls into tiny little bbs, and at the same time, protects her from being hit (except from the back a few times.. damn reversable balls). Holds out a lacross scoop and scoops up all the bbs, pours some xtra special super sauce on them and.....::
"You're it suckers!"
::the balls start zipping around like multiple snitches, glowing brightly and moving faster than the speed of light::
"Ah hah!"
::pours the last of the xtra special sauce on herself::
::zip!::
(where did she go george, where did she go?)
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