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[Amy]

i never thought i'd have to deal with something this pointlessly moronic, but considering my friends, i guess i have to



i'm going through the board with a gigantic mallet and deleting posts that have been bogged down with all the pointless shit you guys like to post



conversations are fine, posted replies are fine

but making it your purpose to go through the entire board and post on every single thread, when most of the posts have NOTHING to do with the thread, that is called spamming, and i'm sick of it




post whatever you want on the 'anything goes', or the 'chat' board


keep your anti-geek/anti-dork/'i'm cooler than you' shit off of the board, or i'll give you a single warning and then delete your membership


i'm sick of the insults slung back and forth, insults in amusement are fine, but if someone (i.e. me) tells you to stop, and then you continue, i'm malleting your comments and i'll give you fair warning, then i'll delete your membership

if you dont agree with the ideas of d&d, don't open the d&d thread,

for fucks sake, dont start another thread talking about how people who play d&d are going to hell because i will bring my mallet to your house and beat you off of the boards myself




the 'green light go' boards (i.e. green light go: the archives; green light go:the characters; and green light go: author questions) are for discussing THE COMIC...POSTS NOT RELATED TO THE COMIC WILL BE DELETED WITHOUT BIAS




got it?



good

[Amy]

:: sets her mallet down ::

:: runs the garbage disposal and grinds up all the shit she just deleted off the forum ::


:: wipes sweat off her forehead ::



alright, i'm done for now, but i'll do this on about a monthly basis, and if the board smothering gets out of hand again, i will start using my god powers and deleting membership accounts

thank you, come again


:: puts the mallet back in it's impenetrable box of awesome power ::

:: takes a nap ::

[Amy]

:: opens a ginormous brown carrying case ::

:: removes a huge brown mallet ::

:: SCHWIIING [the noise of light glinting evilly off of the mallet ::

WHACK

WHACK

WHACK




:: puts the mallet back into it's case ::

:: hides the case away in her portable hole ::

now after some post trimming, i return to naping